This semester has been particularly trying for me and part of that has been a few weeks off of working out. I’ve been generally worn out and well…lazy. I’ve also noticed a new tightness at the waist of my pants. This I do not support at all. Unlike many individuals in this world when I discover my belly pressing a bit tighter against my pants I choose to work out harder. I choose this instead of buying new pants. Why do I do this? Well: for one I own only a few pairs of pants that (generally) fit me very well and I’m too frugal to buy new pants anytime I get lazy. 2.) I see the tightness of my waist as a reminder and a wake up call. Not as an opportunity to spend money. After searching for pants that looked nice, worked well on a bicycle (bike commuting) and fit well I discovered a few companies that served my purposes. Those companies have been Betabrand and Rapha in particular. (No relation to the companies at all. I just love their clothes and you should to.) Anyway, as I was saying, just a few months ago I was dead lifting 315 after two months of training at a body weight of 165. Not a huge accomplishment for some but I was proud of myself. I am a fitness enthusiast, food enthusiast, life enthusiast and amateur beer taster (bordering on pro some might say). I am at all times generally healthier and fitter than most. Those who spend their days focussing on fitness would have an obvious edge over me. So when I focus on fitness and health I focus on life. I am not interested in becoming the fittest man in the world. I want to be as healthy as I can with minimal time and I do not want it to adversely affect my social life. I desire efficient fitness. I love my gf too much to spend all day stressing about eating out. If we are out on the town and we are hungry then it’s time to get some fantastic Austin, Texas trailer food (often organic anyways) and move on with our days. Otherwise we eat great at home.
I know…i’m rambling some. The point of this is that I might have done a bit too much of the unhealthy things and I might not have done enough of the healthy things. Therefore I reached down and grabbed my kettlebell once again. I started swinging it with great voracity. It has been a few months since I’ve seriously attacked kettlebell swings. I was focusing primarily on heavy bent press and dead lifts which left me fairly well exhausted at the end of the workout and I would simply whimper out or skip the kettlebell all together. Well…the time for that has ended. It was time to begin the war on fat (WOF) that my First Sergeant ensured many Marines in my company got to experience. I was fortunate that I had essentially zero fat on my body as a US Marine and I was running (at that time) 21:30 three miles without breaking a sweat or breathing deeply at all.
Time to get back on track. So…on Oct 11th I started attacking swings again. I started out with my 20 kg kettlebell (light) and set my clock for ten minutes. At the beginning of every minute I performed 20 swings. I had a plan for my war on fat. These Marines did too.
A few years ago I had done this process. I had recently gotten back from vacation and my EMS partner and I were at a middle school evaluating a child. We were waiting on a parent to arrive. The child was doing well. My pants felt tight. So I took my gear belt off and hopped onto a scale. My eyes widened and I decided that the war on fat was starting then as well. The process I chose was to add a minute of swings everyday until it was gone. Therefore I started with ten minutes. In a week I was up to 17 minutes. I continued swinging my kettlebell 20 times every minute until I got to 20 minutes. Then I started swinging it 25 times a minute until I was exhausted. I definitely didn’t make it to 20 minutes with the 25 swings. I did however continue up on that path until I was exhausted and needed a break from swings. At the time of this break I had eliminated the fat on my body and people at work were asking me if I had been working out. It was fantastic.
So…my workout consisted of
Getups with 62 pound kettlebell
Bent Press with 62 pound kettlebell – 5-8 reps/2 sets
Dead lift – 5 reps/2sets – Power to the People style
Oct 11th – 10 minutes/swings
Oct 12th – 10 minutes/snatches
Oct 13th – 10 minutes/snatches
Oct 14th – 11 minutes/swings
Oct 15th – 12 minutes/swings
Oct 16th – 13 minutes/swings
Oct 17th – day off
Oct 18th – 14 minutes/swings
Oct 19th – 14 minutes/snatches
Oct 20th – 14 minutes/snatches
On Oct 20th I was at work and it was a slower day. So I went online. I was sifting through more information on kettlebell swings. Then I ran across the 10,000 swings/month challenge. This seemed a bit crazy and fantastic. I was stoked. Thanksgiving was coming up in a month and I was done with my tighter fitting pants. So I decided to increase my swings dramatically. If you do 500 swings 5 times a week then you are able to finish 10,000 swings in 4 weeks. That sounded fair. I knew that Thursday was a long day at school for me and that Sunday was a 12 hour shift at work. Therefore I chose to perform my typical getups, bent press and dead lift on Monday, Wednesday and Friday like normal. On top of this I was adding 500 swings on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. The swings were performed with the 20kg and 24kg kettlebell. Starting with the 24 kg kettlebell first. I performed the initial swings with the continuation of the on the minute swing that I was already performing. Then I would round of the set of 500 with a set of 10, 15, 25 and 50 swings. If you do that set one time then you will have done 100 swings. Therefore; 15 minutes of swings with 20 swings per minute will equal 300 swings. Then I perform 10, 15, 25 and 50 swings twice to finish out the 500 total swings like follows.
Oct 21st – 15 minutes swings + 200 swings
20 swings every minute for 15 minutes = 300 swings.
10, 15, 25, 50 swings x 2 = 200 swings for a total of 500 swings that day.
Oct 22nd – 16 minutes swings + 180 swings
20 swings every minute for 16 minutes = 320 swings
10, 15, 25, 50 swings = 100 swings
10, 15, 25, 30 swings = 80 swings for a total of 500 swings.
As you can see this can be an all encompassing but fun event to quickly throw yourself back into shape. While doing this you should also remain vigilant towards overtraining as well. On the last Friday workout I finished my workout well and quickly went to the farm in order to do some school hours that were required. While I managed to get my hours done I did not take care of myself very well and ended up wearing myself out. Therefore I put the last 500 swings off a couple of days until today instead of Saturday. I would suggest to have a fair amount of experience with kettlebell prior to attempting this and/or get training from an RKC instructor. I have never been to an instructor myself though. Beyond that though you can see the difference that a month of swings can make.
I am fitter and my abs have far better definition now. My obliques are starting to show up again which were a bit of a ways off when I first started. I suspect that another month of normal work outs will get me back to my former self.
There is a certain fierceness that is required to perform hard kettlebell swings. A strong focus along with determination. Kettlebells truly do create better individuals in my opinion. Whenever I work kettlebells hard I can feel a return to my previous focus and intensity that I had as a US Marine.